Nobody’s Fault But That Brown Guy’s

Angry white Trump voters, listen up.

Despite your apparent disconnect from the reality the rest of us can see, you have excruciatingly little in common with the current occupant of the White House. Well, “little in common” other than your skin color.

And unless you’re orange, you don’t even have that in common with The Donald. Continue reading

If This Were An Actual Emergency, I Wouldn’t Be Writing A Blog Post.

I don’t actually want most of the notifications I receive.

I rarely check the mail. I let my phone go to voicemail 90% of the time, and then I don’t actually check the voicemail. My inbox has 10,000+ emails in it at any time, most of which are unopened. Continue reading